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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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