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| Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more
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| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was... more
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| Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more
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