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| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, its a piece of dirt that looks like one !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Could I have a glass of water?Waiter: To drink?Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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