| 1. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!... more
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| 2. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do owls sing when it is raining ? Too wet to woo !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Why did the bird join he air force?He wanted to be a parrot trooper!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Whats the definition of Polystyrene?A plastic parrot!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?She lays hand gren-eggs !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?It wanted to get to the other site !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What birds are found in Portugal ?Portu-geese !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Teacher: Whats the definition of a Polygamist?Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!... more
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