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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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