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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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