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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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