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| What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog.... more
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| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more
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| One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time... more
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| Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !... more
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| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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