| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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