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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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