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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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