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    Category:Accountant jokes
    Date Added:11/10/2007
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    Joke:Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.
     
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