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| A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to him... more
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| Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.... more
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| What did the bumble bee striker say ?Hive scored !... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why are football grounds odd ?Because you can sit in the stands but cant stand in the sits !... more
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| Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?It was a cup draw !... more
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| Golfer: "That cant be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."Caddy: "Its a long time since we started, sir."... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What part of a football pitch smells nicest?The scenter spot!... more
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| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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| Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."Ill do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.... more
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