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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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