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| "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jacks wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesights gotten so bad,... more
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| Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because theyre always dribbling!... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes!... more
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| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why did the chicken get sent off?For persistent fowl play!... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner!... more
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| Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs!... more
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| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defence?A flat back four!... more
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