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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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