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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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