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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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