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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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