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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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