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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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