| 1. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| Whats a snakes favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !... more
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| 2. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.... more
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| 3. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !... more
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| 4. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !... more
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| 5. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !... more
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| 6. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna... more
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| 7. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldnt, they were adders !... more
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| 8. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !... more
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| 9. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !... more
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| 10. | Category: Snake jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !... more
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