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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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