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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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