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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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