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| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more
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| Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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