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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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