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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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