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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?She draws a smack!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve... more
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