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| Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and... more
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| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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