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| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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