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| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class... more
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| What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.... more
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| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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