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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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