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| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your... more
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| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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