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| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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