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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 66 | | | | Joke: | The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?""Yes," said Jackie, and she did."Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?""That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"! | | | |
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