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| Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea... more
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| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes  |
| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!... more
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| Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!... more
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| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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