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| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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