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| Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.... more
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| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and... more
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| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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