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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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