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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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