| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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