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| | Category: | School jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 45 | | | | Joke: | The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?""None," answered little Norman."None? Norman, you dont know your arithmetic.""Teacher, you dont know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!" | | | |
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