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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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