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| Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," s... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !... more
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