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| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I dont knowTeacher: Correct !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !... more
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| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more
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