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| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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