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| Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?... more
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| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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