| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group pict... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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