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| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!... more
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